Drag Race Downunder star Art Simone answers some candid everyday questions …
The best accessory I ever bought was …
Super glue. It’s the only thing that keeps me together, literally! Adhesives are a Drag Queen’s best friend, and I’ve made many a friend over a broken earring, misplaced gems, and loose nails!
The state of my hair right now is …
Rock hard, pink, and tucked into a carry-on bag ready to impress some people interstate.
The state of my heart right now is …
Missing! Have you seen it? It was last spotted on a dance floor on New Year’s Day.
The state of my makeup table right now is …
A combination between a hoarder and doomsday-prepper’s wet dream – overflowing, well prepared and slightly unsanitary.
My best friend is …
A constant reminder that we can’t all be glamourous, beautiful, and talented – but that’s okay!
The most famous person I’ve met is …
Gina Riley and Jane Turner on-set of the Kath & Kim 20-year anniversary special. I’ve met many celebrities and notable quotables, but in my eyes they are the epitome of fame!
My best on-set stuff up was when …
I took my heels off on the main stage of Drag Race, thinking I wasn’t in shot. Turns out I was, and there were clear shots aired of me standing barefoot in front of RuPaul!
The best thing about performing drag is …
Bringing some joy and escapism to a room full of people. I love adding a bit of sparkle to someone’s day. It fuels me more than 1000 energy drinks ever could!
The worst thing about performing drag is …
That I can’t wear my Apple Watch with any of my outfits. I’m really into closing my rings and I want to log those steps on stage!
Back in high school I was …
An overachieving, self-conscious, emo misfit. My best friends were the teachers and I’m certain the students were afraid of me.
When alone in my car I …
Am usually learning lyrics, rehearsing lines or in a phone meeting. My car is my personal study pod on the move, I’m all for multitasking.
The best sex of my life is yet to come because …
I’m yet to own a king-sized bed. Imagine all the room for activities, or extra people!
I’ll know when I’m in love when …
I shave off my eyebrows. For years I’ve kept my hairy caterpillars to attract a potential suitor. But once I’ve got him, those suckers are gone! Imagine how much easier my makeup would be!
People don’t know that I once …
Accidentally knocked over an entire display case in a department store. Glass shattered everywhere, and I pretended it fell on me so I wouldn’t get in trouble.
Straight men are …
Yes.
I’m shit scared of it, so I will never …
Go into space. Don’t get me started. Space is the most terrifying thing to ever exist. I don’t want to know about the stars, those planets, and especially about other galaxies! I’ll stick to being a little drag queen on little earth, thank you.
If you want to make my blood boil, start talking about …
Tiny hats. I loathe tiny hats. I have a physical repulsion every time I see someone wearing one.
I feel sad when …
I realise there’s only one of me in the world. I want to build a team of Robo-Arts to perform around the world at the same time – but I’ll make sure there’s still a ‘kill switch’.
The song that makes me smile and want to dance is …
2 Be Loved (Am I Ready) by Lizzo. But also Untouched by The Veronica’s will always get me moving.
My favourite all-time TV character is …
Chucky from Child’s Play who recently moved into the world of television. It’s deliciously camp, dark, and just so stupid.
My death row last meal would be …
A big bowl of ravioli and a hunk of garlic bread. Normally I’d skip the garlic, but I think it would help me linger around just a little longer.
The song I want played at my funeral is …
Untouched by The Veronicas, duh!
Catch Art at ChillOut Festival, Daylesford
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