The host of New Lease On Life, Joel Creasey, answers some candid everyday questions …
The state of my hair right now is …
Yellow. I need to buy purple shampoo.
The state of my heart right now is …
Probably high in cholesterol. I’ve just been on holiday!
The best accessory I ever bought was …
My Gucci Slides. They’re so bougie and always weirdly appropriate.
The state of my undies drawer right now is …
Freshly organised. I’m high OCD!
The most famous person I’ve met is …
Joan fucking Rivers!
My best friend is …
‘Girlfriend’ my puppy. She’s the light of my life!
My best on-set stuff up was when …
I had a bathroom incident on Neighbours. I don’t want to talk about it …
Back in high school, I was …
Awful. I hated being a child. I found it really boring!
The best thing about working with dogs is …
The cuddles and they don’t chuck tantrums.
The worst thing about working with dogs is …
Dogs don’t understand the words, “We’ll get this one take, and then we can play.”
When alone in my car I …
Weirdly drive in silence. It gives me time to “file my thoughts”.
People don’t know that I once …
Had my Commercial Skipper’s licence.
If you want to make my blood boil, start talking about …
The fact that Jennifer Lawrence beat Jessica Chastain at the 2013 Oscars!
Joel Creasey in A New Leash On Life
I’m shit scared of it, so I will never …
Be in the presence of snakes. Not showbiz snakes but actual snakes. They’re horrifying!
My autobiography would be titled …
Thirsty: Confessions of a Fame Whore. Look, I was young, and they were offering an advance.
My death row last meal would be …
An egg salad sandwich from Falco’s Bakery in Fitzroy – and then McDonald’s.
The song that makes me smile and want to dance is …
Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
My favourite all-time TV character is …
Selina Meyer from Veep.
The best part about Eurovision is …
Myf Warhurst. And the competition. It’s a blood sport!
The song I can never get out of my head is …
Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue!
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Joel Creasey with Laura V in New Leash On Life – Photograph by David Dare Parker
