Legendary Chaser boy and now host of Planet America, Chas Licciardello answers some candid everyday questions …
The state of my hair is …
Marginally more kempt than Javier Milei’s (Argentine President). But only just.
The state of my heart is …
A greatly underappreciated song by Mondo Rock. Google it!
The state of my undies drawer is …
Pristine. The state of my kitchen table is however overrun by undies.
The best accessory I ever bought was …
An Australian flag cape. It creates plenty of room for me on public transport.
The most famous person I’ve met is …
Logan from Big Brother. And I have the photos to prove it!
My biggest surprise on WTFAQ was …
Learning that Giant Pandas can outrun most people in the wild.
Planet America is …
Such a cheap show that it technically qualifies as a FaceTime call.
Back in high school, I was …
The kind of person who participated in literally every event of the school athletics carnival, including the sprint DIRECTLY after the long-distance run.
If I could have one superpower it would be …
The ability to win an argument on the internet.
People don’t know that I once …
Sent Kyle Sandilands a strip-o-gram to read my scripts to him, in the hope he’d give me a job. I should have hired a funnier strip-o-gram!
The Chaser boys are …
Now Chaser geezers. It became official when most of us started presenting ABC local radio.
My autobiography would be called …
“No, not THAT Chas Licciardello … No, not THAT one either … Yeah, that one.”
When alone in my car I …
Wish I had learnt at some point how to drive.
I’m shit scared of …
Becoming one of those confused old biddies that complain about the kids of today on the news.
My most embarrassing moment on set was …
When I had a stutter attack while trying to pull a stunt on the Prime Minister. Jesus – give me an ill-fitting Lycra bodysuit over that any day!
The last time I laughed hysterically was …
Watching a PingTr1p YouTube video about Joe Rogan being a cannibal. No one else seems to like PingTr1p but he just has this power over me.
My favourite all-time television character is …
The character Stephen Colbert (as opposed to the person Stephen Colbert)
My secret food indulgence is …
Waffle Maxibon’s. OH MY GOD! I’m going to have to go eat another one now. Dammit!
The song that makes me smile and want to dance is …
Yothu Yindi – World Turning (Rawak Mix). It is physically impossible to not smile at that song!
My gay mates are …
Going to read this, so I have only the most positive things to say about them!
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